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ANDY MURRAY

Face: HOT BEAVIS Body: POWERHOUSE Arms: LETHAL Personality: NICELY WOKE Distinguishing features: NEED WE DISCUSS THE GRAND SLAM TITLES? Attainability: NOPE No fanfare, no virtue signalling, no big deal: just a simple correction of the facts is all it takes. … Continue reading

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DUSTIN BROWN

Face: FORTY LOVE Body: GAME, SET AND MATCH Arms: VORSPRUNG DURCH TECHNIK Personality: DRIVEN Distinguishing features: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK…? Attainability: TOO BUSY Ah bummer, he’s just been knocked out of Wimbledon, BUT! We have the memories, dear perverts; … Continue reading

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