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Face: A LIFE WELL LIVED Body: LEAN CUISINE Arms: PARTS UNKNOWN Personality: PROFANE Distinguishing features: EXCELLENT IN THE KITCHEN Attainability: NO RESERVATIONS Liberally peppering one’s vernacular with obscenities is something that flows fairly effortlessly for me, given that I grew up in Essex … Continue reading

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