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Face: MANXIOUS Body: ROADRUNNER Arms: NOT INVITED Personality: SPIKY Distinguishing features: THIGHS LIKE WHUT Attainability: MARRIED WITH A SON The geezer just won an Olympic medal FFS! But he also happens to be pretty fucking hot too, so there’s that. And “that” is … Continue reading

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