This blog is about addressing the mutherfuckin’ imbalance.

Tell us who you would and maybe we’ll feature them. MAYBE. Only if we would as well.

If you like to tweet, I’m @totallywould.











117 Responses to About

  1. Claire says:

    I publish a top ten foxiest celebs list every year, and a lot of these dudes have been on it (I called Gaspard Ulliel way back in 2006, btw, so he’s totally mine). If you need any new blood, you can check out my lists here: http://thefoxlist.blogspot.com/

  2. parishair says:

    This blog is great, LOL. Nick Dunn sent me it. You might like my blog too:

    and a girlfriend of mine does this one:

    – again love your work!
    Keep em coming!


  3. Becky Mackay says:

    !!! I share so many of your opinions on these chaps, it scares me woman!! ๐Ÿ™‚ Great, Great blog I ruddy adore it!! Could I ask for a few shout outs? I’ll give you a wee list…well small list:
    1. Christian Bale-Passionate, arrogant, angry, duck-nosed. sigh. I would!
    2.Professor Brian Cox- Yes he does have the haircut of a lesbian, but he’s just adorable and enthusiastic and northern!! I want to sleep out doors regardless of the weather, to have him tell me about the cosmos. (I also went dressed up as him to a Halloween partys…yes.I know…..I plan to go as Bruce Willis next year….dum de dum)(pics at @becquithsploosh)
    3.Jack Lemmon-I wish he were alive so he could be my boyfriend and make me spaghetti shived through a tennis racket. swoon!!

    ok! i’m gonna stop there!!

    Thanks for making such a smashin’ blog!!! xxx

    • Chickeninabasket says:

      Becky Mackay, you should have your own blog. That Brian Cox comment made me cry with laughter…I love him to btw but I can’t tell my boyfriend because he thinks he sounds like an effeminate Paul Daniels. I went to a halloween party last year as Stephen Hawking (wheelchair with calculators attached), you and I could’ve had some immense conversations about string theory….toodlepip!

      • Becky Mackay says:

        HAHAHA!! Oh my lord that would have been the making of a most excellent Halloween party!!! I also dressed up as Patrick Bateman ala American Psycho a few months ago…There was a reason. I swear there was a reason….Dressing up as men is too much fun isn’t it?

  4. Martin Hultberg says:

    I love your blog.


    Stanley Kubrick (young)
    Winston Churchill
    Joe Pesci
    Sean Connery
    Sean Penn

    Martin, Sweden

  5. Me says:

    Is Wentworth Miller on here?

  6. Evs says:

    Matt Bomer isn’t on here. This needs to remedied immediately.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Gotta do Matt Bomer or Jude Law next!

  8. Andrea says:

    I love your blog but must highlight a glaring omission. Damien Lewis is my current obsession. He looks so good in Homeland, just as he did in Band of Brothers. He played a bastard in The Forsythe Saga, but I still would have, even then. I heart him hard.


  9. Fi says:

    Terence Stamp, please. For Far From the Madding Crowd // http://modcult.org/read/2009/4/28/terence-stamp

  10. zoefell says:

    No David Tennant yet? I hope he’s coming soon, but right now I’ m happy just staring at the rest of the list.

  11. KM says:

    We’ve had so much fun reading this in the office, possible omissions;

    Gerrard Butler
    David Duchovny
    Channing Tatum
    Dave Grohl

  12. Jane Smart says:

    Joe Flanigan should be there from Stargate Atlantis

  13. Kitty says:

    a) Adam Levine. He is beauty.
    b) Giles Coren. Know I shouldn’t fancy him, but I do. Also, such a cute father.

  14. Kay says:

    Matthew Gray Gubler – Criminal Minds. Yum.

  15. Frances says:


  16. Colette says:

    Jensen Ackles.. drool

  17. Tracy Morter says:

    Ah yes Dave Grohl and Hugh Laurie (as House) please!

  18. Kath says:

    HOw about the backwards baseball cap/flannelshirt/coffeepouring god Luke Danes from the Gilmore Girls, aka Scott Paterson – circa 2004, not now…?

  19. Tracy Morter says:

    Oh and Robert Cornelius, he took the first portrait of a human being (of himself) and he was hot!

  20. Helen Innes says:

    I would like to nominate Logan Marshall Green. He is up there with Tom Hardy in my view

  21. I like chubby ones. Please indulge.

  22. Lucy says:

    Joseph Gligun – Woody in “This is England”.

  23. Vanessa says:

    Ed Westwick – Loooooove!

  24. Lucy says:

    Oh and Jonathan Rhys Meyers – might be a total nut job but those LIPS!

  25. Jess H says:

    You should definitely make these into top trumps cards!!

    I totally would over a bottle of wine.

  26. I love this blog! you seriously made me laugh today!!

  27. SJ says:

    Sorry if it’s already been done, but has anyone suggested Chris Hunman?

  28. starbladeuk says:

    Got to have some of the NCIS boys in there, espcially Mark Harmon: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3151337728/nm0001319 and when he smiles… *melts* http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4003302144/nm0001319

    Michael Weatherly too http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2006758912/nm0915762

    The rest aren’t bad either (David McCallum, Brian Dietzen, Sean Murray, Rocky Carroll)

  29. SJ says:

    Whoops! I meant Charlie Hunnam. And, yes to Dave Grohl. And Elijah Wood (I like cheeky smilers) – Maybe a little Brandon Boyd?

  30. HB says:

    Jean Baptiste Maunier
    Matt Damon

  31. VM says:

    Mmm ok weird one, but Clive Anderson? So cheeky. And clever. He needs that massive head to contain his huge clever brain.

  32. J says:

    Daniel Day-Lewis…
    Tom Hardy…
    Tom Ford…
    Marlon Brando (Streetcar, not Godfather)…
    Joseph Gordon Levitt (mostly because of>>> http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/21763744.html)


  33. J says:

    Oh and I just read your entire blog in one sitting-eep!!

    Thanks xx

  34. ET says:

    Mark Harmon, Michael Weatherly, John Barrowman and Hugh Laurie have votes from me!

  35. BH says:

    Dan Stevens – a bit of Downton smarts. And Russell Crowe – a real man for a change……

  36. Jarsy says:

    Love the site!

    A few suggestions –

    Jeremy Renner (Just seen the Avengers/Armvengers)
    Zachary Quinto (Spock!)
    Zach Galifiniakis (Snuggly, hilarious AND a feminist, also I was on Zachs)

  37. Captain says:

    May have missed it but where is Chris Evans?! If he is there, should be twice .. :p

  38. Ruth says:

    Damien Lewis, Andrew Buchan & Jason Orange – no male beauty blog is complete without them!

  39. ktaitch says:

    Roman Duris if you don’t mind ๐Ÿ˜‰ And for afters Sean Connery and Cary Grant!

  40. Jo says:

    Er for goodness sake Colin Firth !!! He seems an obvious miss (any romantic fool would have him in a top ten as unable to wipe the memory of a wet Mr Darcy striding out of the lake) I surely would!

  41. Karen says:

    Dear oh dear, where is Mr. Julian Casablancas? He is less zitty and in better shape than 10 years ago. Give him a try, why don’t you?

  42. LM says:

    Where is Channing Tatum? Shivers…

  43. Christine says:

    Jason Issacs…in a denim shirt….*burble*

  44. Lustful Crone says:

    My stars woman, you have covered all my Inappropriate lust objects, nearly; blimey who knew that others could also fit Eric, Viggo, Jarvis, MacAvoy, Downey, Javier and Idris in one lust-addled head with such ease? Have you done Clint Eastwood, Donald Sutherland (Klute!) , Gerard Depardieu in their prime (could not find)? Anyone else for James Spader? And Neil Pearson….

  45. Christine says:

    Me again! One more to the list of lusciousness: Jeffrey Dean Morgan. His grey stubble is totally enhancing his yumminess. I have a thing for facial hair….

  46. tamsin says:

    Deffo Wentworth Miller and Kiefer Sutherland…

  47. Nichola Carr says:

    Hello, read 5 entries on this blog and I love it already. Big thumbs up for objectifying men. It’s the only language they understand.

    Here is my nomination. Prob on here already but he is so hot he deserves a double entry. Pun intended.

    Michael Fassbender.
    Eyes: blue grey pools of moist making wonder
    Arms: two of. He handles a powerful motorcycle with them. Probably just strong enough to control me in a fit of lust.
    Personality: drinkin’ smokin’ motorbike riding bad boy that occasionally dons breeches and frequently whacks his infamous knob out.

    Half German, half Irish. My favourite types of sausages are Bratwurst and Irish recipe. Now I have found the perfect combo and my goodness if it isn’t a footlong.

    After watching him in Shame getting felt up by strangers in bars has never seemed so appealing.

    I so totally would. Even as an android in Promtheus.

    • Nichola Carr says:

      Good skills. Just about containing my jealousy re your medicated conversation with the charisma’d one but glad to see that he has already made his mark. Hope to bump into him on the 434 bus (or any form of transport for that matter) some time soon to exchange intense looks amongst other things xxxx

  48. Amber23 says:

    Please please can you make all these men appear on the list ?

    Ryan Reynolds, Channing Tatum, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Jesse Williams

    They are the reason I live. Really they are………..

  49. S.Dot says:

    Jason Schwartzman NEEDS to be featured. ๐Ÿ™‚

  50. A few of my personal faves:
    Daybreak’s Dan Lobb
    Freddie Flintoff
    and an oldie but a goodie Gregory Peck (especially in Roman Holiday) they just don’t make ’em like Greg anymore!

  51. Lustful Crone says:

    Tommy Lee Jones? Adrian Brody?

  52. hannah says:

    Jim Morrison? sexy poets doesnt come around that often

  53. Amber23 says:

    A new addition to my earlier list……

    Michael Phelps ??

  54. Vanessa Huxtable says:

    Only in this film. but this scene…seriously….

  55. Georgie says:

    Hugh Dancy! You should put him up before ‘Hysteria’ is released and everyone gets on the bandwagon! He is beautiful in ‘Adam’.

  56. Cyndy Harper says:

    Where is Jason Statham???

  57. Chilligirl says:

    Love the site – missing a couple of gorgeous men though, Robert Pattinson & Garret Hedlund. Pleeeese!!!

  58. Amber23 says:

    Thank you for Channing !!!

    You made my day ๐Ÿ™‚

  59. S.Dot says:

    Alexander Skarsgard?!

  60. oohlala says:

    Jamie Oliver! ๐Ÿ™‚

  61. Lustful Crone says:

    Indeed you make a lustful crone’s day and I see that you have already been ‘homaged” (http://hellyesiwould.com/) but they are not nearly so smart and the pix not anywhere near yours. What about James Purefoy? Just watching him in Hollow Crown…hey nonny phwoar – and Ben Whishaw (maybe already done? Will check).

  62. Lustful Crone says:

    Yes Ben done, slack research on my part.

  63. Anna says:

    Mark Ruffalo! MMMMMMMMMMM. ๐Ÿ™‚

  64. pixelle says:

    God this is a killer list of absolute Woulds. Sigh…

    Seconding Charlie Hunnam, Hugh Laurie (as House) and James Spader (Secretary days).

    And adding:
    Chris Meloni
    Michael C Hall
    Ryan Hurst (the Sons of Anarchy version, definitely not before)
    Paola Nutini
    Daniel Dae Kim
    Daniel Day Lewis
    Anderson Cooper (there’s the attainability problem, but whatevs)
    Benjamin Bratt
    Um… Takeshi Kitano (you know he’d be crazy)
    And where oh where is Brad Pitt?

    Sorry about the length, I got a wee bit carried away. Off to find chocolate.

  65. Ivana Rados-Zurowski says:

    I can’t believe he is not here

  66. LiaSeven says:

    One to watch out for at the Olympics is Hamilton Sabot. French male gymnast.

  67. Suzerino says:

    Just found you today whilst Googling Oscar Pistorius…Been laughing my arse off delving into your archives (ahem) for most of this afternoon. Fine work. Can I put a word in for Mads ‘I like playing guys with one bad eye’ Mikkelsen? http://www.patriziodirenzo.com/index.php?id=13 Cheers!

  68. Rachel says:

    I LOVE this blog! But where is James Spader? Come on, you would wouldn’t you?

  69. Chrissie says:

    Jack Butland, Team GB Football goalie!!!

  70. Merle Brown says:

    The best blog ever! Matt Dillon please?

  71. Dani says:

    Luke Evans (aka Zeus in Immortals); AND

    Richard Armitage (aka Broody McBrooderson from North and South. The BBC’s North & South. Please, Puh-LEASE, watch it. You will thank me.)

  72. Cloverfield says:

    Please check out Cosmo Jarvis, crazy artist, musician, actor, film maker. I mean, besides some other brilliant stuff, this (straight) guy wrote a most heart-breaking song about two gay pirates and created this wonderful video, starring himself as one of said pirates – how much more awesomenes can you pack into one soul? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA&feature=relmfu
    Pic: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/64999248/Cosmo+Jarvis+PNG.png
    Well I would.

    • Cloverfield says:

      He was born in the US but his family moved to the UK when he was a kid.

      I don’t think I could describe his music, the songs are extremely diverse. I don’t like everything he does, but he’s just so passionate and honest, and that sells it for me. Some of the short films are brilliant, others not so much, but I just want to hug him forever for being real in a world of fakers. And yeah, he’s cute.

      Btw, last month his first movie ‘The Naughty Room’ premiered on BBC4. He wrote it, directed it and played one of the main characters, which I find totally incredible for his young age. Unfortunately I haven’t seen it yet (living in Germany). Also, his third album was released in July. I guess we’ll see a lot more of him. ๐Ÿ™‚

  73. JB says:

    A+ blog. Keep up the good work!
    My request? Please, please: PABLO SCHRIEBER. He is Liev’s half-brother, looks nothing like him. Just noticed him in Season 7 of Weeds playing Demetri Ravitch. 6’5″ of body to die for and that nose! He’s my Eastern European bath house fantasy. Though he’s American, go figure.

    Links for your reference:
    FACE http://static.screenweek.it/2011/7/14/weeds-7×03-game-played-demetri-ravitch-cap_mid.jpg
    BODY http://tinyurl.com/9njg48m
    TOTAL PACKAGE http://tinyurl.com/8dyjsfh

    Tell me you would too! ๐Ÿ™‚

  74. ifoundmypen says:

    I LOVE this blog however there is a big huge great big gaping hole in the shape of Paul Walker….please oh please feature him! I can’t imagine anyone who WOULDn’t ๐Ÿ˜‰

  75. Claire says:

    James Khan, the Dragon please?
    I heart Paul Walker

  76. EV says:

    Sam Trammell, pretty please?
    (Reblogged from truebloodandeverythingelse)

  77. lover says:

    How could you leave out Louis Garrel???

  78. Marcy says:

    How about Hayden Christensen? Yes, he hasn’t done much lately; but GAH!
    April 2012: http://www.sweetestadoration.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=272&pos=0
    Right now, he’s letting his hair and beard grow, so he looks a bit like a Yeti; but he’s prepping for a movie and will also be bulking up (Yum) http://haydenfannews.com/

  79. Denise says:

    I am in love with Mads Mikkelsen, surely he rates a Would ?

  80. Harriet says:

    So I was just about to suggest Tom Hardy and then thought I’d double check the archives and YAY, you love him too! I just saw him in Warrior (WHY has it taken me so long to watch him in that film??), he is just too fantastically scrumptious for words! This blog is my number one essay-procrastination site – thank you! xxx

  81. Vee says:

    David Garrett:
    1. Impossibly talented violin virtuoso
    2. http://cfs10.blog.daum.net/image/21/blog/2008/02/21/03/57/47bc775f6d306&filename=DG1.jpg
    I would. Would you?

  82. Sandee says:

    Dave Grohl, Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad.

  83. violetfemme says:

    Jason Patric circa Lost Boys is an oldie but a goodie ๐Ÿ˜‰

  84. Suzi Pirate says:

    You need to check out Rob Knighton: carpet fitter turned male model and now actor. I saw Everyone’s going to Die the other day & he’s one of those incredible ‘doesn’t have to speak, just looks’ actors. Yummy!

  85. Lizzie says:

    I am sure Peter Capaldi is deserving of a Would? A dear friend of mine *AHEM* has lusted after him for years – it would make her so happy to see him here!
    Really love your blog – favourite entries are David Morrissey (SWOON) and Jason Statham (SIGH). Keep up the good work!

    • Jess says:

      Absolutely!!! What a fittie, especially in his Dr Who gear. I’d love to see this as a Would, pretty please!

  86. Victoria says:

    Could we have a dedication to Jamie Campbell Bower please? I totally, TOTALLY would.

    He’s just so pretty but everyone thinks I’m odd. They don’t get it. Your endorsement would justify my recently enhanced obsession/lust/inappropriate Googling activities to my colleagues (we regularly check in on Friday afternoons, en masse) who whole heartedly disagree with me.


    Pretty please!


  87. vikihalo says:

    Oh! I must have missed him! Thank you. Looking for him in the list is the perfect traffic jam activity! ๐Ÿ™‚

  88. Laura says:

    I blimmin’ love this blog. It’s the best way to pass a spare five minutes – looking for hotties. Nice to see some favourites on there (Kit Harington, Charlie Hunnan and 80s Harrison Ford in particular).

    I’d like to see Matthew Gray Gubler (aka Criminal Minds’ Dr Spencer Reid) featured though! In the words of the blog – TOTALLY WOULD. Plus as well as being incredibly hot he’s also a very gifted director and artist, and seems like a complete sweetheart.

  89. Suzerino says:

    Brilliant blog! So glad you featured Mads Mikkelsen – I definitely would, since about 1997.

    Can I put in a request for Sharlto Copley – bit leftfield, but District 9 and now Elysium have made me want to do things to him. Even with the orange eye and alien claw. Can’t say why.

  90. Suzi Pirate says:

    Eric Bostrom – like a young clint eastwood on occasions http://www.cornerspeedphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/eric-bostrom-motorcycle-racer-2012.jpg
    his brother Ben – also a professional motorbike racer. http://superbikephoto.narod.ru/m1/sbk/SBK2000BenBostrominValenciatest1Bostrom03.jpeg

    Also check out Rob Knighton, Model and now actor in Everyone’s Going to Die – find the scene where he takes his shirt off and jumps in the harbour, Oh Yes!

    So WOULD

  91. Kelly says:

    Gilles Marini! I totally WOULD! Would you…?

    Love this blog. It has brought sunshine to my day. Thank you, thank you!


  92. Laura says:

    I’m sure he has been requested 50 zillion times already, but following the new Poldark adaptation surely Aidan Turner needs to be added stat. All tri-corner hat and breeches and frock coat, striding about the Cornish clifftops looking broody… oh my word. *fans self* And he wasn’t exactly unattractive in Being Human either…

  93. Deanna says:

    Bob Odenkirk, don’t know if it’s him or the roles he plays, but right now I would.

  94. Juliesue says:

    Your writing style is so on point. Your clarity is crazy, I aspire to this level.

    ..I’d like to request Tom Kaulitz. European, artistic, ripped. Guitar hero. Pretty brown eyes. LA tan.
    Sarcastic and loves dogs. Takes no shit from major corporations. Has an equally hot twin brother.

    As a European pop/rock fan and a Millenial, I’d love to see him featured here. Alas, I have no Twitter/FB, but nonetheless I hope you get to read this and consider Tom for the blog!

  95. Sophie says:

    I love this!

    Freddie Fox should be on here. I totally WOULD!

  96. Teya says:

    Oh. My. God. I love this website๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
    I have some requests:
    -Aston Kutcher
    -Nick Bateman
    -Lucky Blue Smith
    -Francisco Lachawski
    -Colton Haynes

  97. Juliesue says:

    …Dean Ambrose could be a shout? Charisma, biceps, looks great in a tight tshirt. The greasy charm helps too, sold-out crowds of ladies seem to dig it (many gfs of mine want his babies).

    I Would, for sure. He’s not a conventional stunner or prettyboy, but he’s laidback, funny, kinda ripped and has that indefinable electric confidence that makes people stop and notice…so, Add?

    • Juliesue says:

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  98. Teresa says:

    Nice picks. Might I suggest Lee Pace & Richard Armitage?

  99. Becca says:

    I have a request for two Norwegian actors I sooo Would… I have a huge crush on them since watching ‘Acquitted’- Nicolai Cleve Broch – so hot.. but most especially Tobias Santelmann- he’s just so dreamy- swimmy green eyes.. tall, fit and ohh so manly..
    Please please feature them! …or at least Tobias- he’s gotta be up your street surely?!
    Thanks- love your site- makes me giggle too..
    Becca (half Norwegian/British)

  100. Birdy says:

    Would you Andy Burnham?

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