Monthly Archives: November 2017

JON BERNTHAL

Face: SEX-MONKEY Body: PUNISHED Arms: MARVELS Personality: AMIABLE Distinguishing features: NOSE LIKE A 1930s PIT FIGHTER Attainability: NUH-UH Look, what can I tell ya? I’m a sucker for a big-nosed brunette and you long term readers know my Spidey-sense patterns by … Continue reading

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DAVID HARBOUR

Hello. Firstly, I’d like to say something to you all. It’s obviously no secret that this blog is defiantly tongue in cheek, but I am staunchly feminist and stand in constant, unwavering solidarity with the women all over the world who … Continue reading

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