Monthly Archives: February 2017

MAHERSHALA ALI

Face: CALIFORNIAN CONQUEROR Body:┬áDANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT Arms: KNOCKOUT Personality: COURTEOUS Distinguishing features: THE ONLY WAY IS UP Attainability: ZERO CHANCE He’s been on the list since I first saw him in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (and then … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

ROB DELANEY

Face: BURT REYNOLDS &┬áPETER DINKLAGE’S LOVECHILD Body: HIRSUTISM IS A WAY OF LIFE Arms: NOT CATASTROPHIC Personality: LOL Distinguishing features: FEMINIST ALLY Attainability: NAH Rob Delaney, along with Alan Alda, Stuart Hall, Justin Trudeau and Mark Ruffalo, is a good … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged | Leave a comment