Monthly Archives: October 2016


Face: GIMME GIMME (GIL)MORE Body: SICILIAN BARMAN Arms: HEROES Personality: CHILL Distinguishing features: CROOKED MOUTH Attainability: LOOKS WIDE OPEN YO If part of you has always thought “this is what Sylvester Stallone would look like if he was unbelievably hot”, … Continue reading

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Face: POSITIVELY EMBRYONIC Body: POSITIVELY BYRONIC Arms:┬áPOSITIVELY BIONIC Personality: SUUUUUPER NICE Distinguishing features: ACTUAL OLYMPIAN Attainability: NOPE Some stats just to help you get into the zone: he’s won gold medals at the Commonwealth Games, World Championships, European Championships, and … Continue reading

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