Monthly Archives: March 2016

JUSTIN BIEBER

Face: ANGEL BABY LESBIAN Body: WORK IN PROGRESS Arms: NEVER SAY NEVER Personality: ON THE UP Distinguishing features: GOT ALL THE BEST GANJA Attainability: WIDE OPEN, Y’ALL! Listen to me; you might not think you want this right now, but … Continue reading

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PEDRO PASCAL

Face: BURT REYNOLDS ON SPRING BREAK Body: BONER-YN MARTELL Arms: GAME OF WOAH-NS Personality: TOP NOTCH Distinguishing features: BIG PEÑA Attainability: LOOKS PRETTY GOOD GUYS Picture the scene: you’re practically swimming in a giant mound of delicious, snowy white cocaine, the quality … Continue reading

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