Monthly Archives: January 2016


Face: AGELESS Body: COLOSSAL Arms: PYTHONS SWALLOWING A COW Personality: ¬†SUPER GENIAL Distinguishing features: NEED WE GO THERE? Attainability: HAPPY FAMILIES If you’d have asked me fifteen years ago if I fancied this guy, I’d have been like ‘heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no’. … Continue reading

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