MICHAEL B. JORDAN

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Face: LEGIT
Body: FRIDAY NIGHT SIGHTS
Arms: BOXER
Personality:  SEMI-DOUCHE
Distinguishing features: TEEEEEEEEEEEETH
Attainability: NOT INTERESTED

If you’re into huge brown eyes like a chocolate fountain at a Glamour Magazine pink-themed christmas party sponsored by Echo Falls (it’s sooo totally what they’d do at Glamour, urgh) then you are in luck, compadres. Look at this kid! Chocolate eyes a go go! Plus, hello, check out those pearly whites. Someone knows how to floss… He’s young, he’s pretty, he’s still figuring out his deal on this planet; but he’s tackling the Hollywood white actor bias in a very cool way. He’s asked his agents to only send him scripts that were written for white characters, knowing that this is a fucking bullshit system and his acting should and would speak for itself. A case in point, his ace turn as The Human Torch in Fantastic Four. I hope he gets all of the roles, tbh. Naked.

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