Monthly Archives: November 2015

MICHAEL B. JORDAN

Face: LEGIT Body: FRIDAY NIGHT SIGHTS Arms: BOXER Personality:  SEMI-DOUCHE Distinguishing features: TEEEEEEEEEEEETH Attainability: NOT INTERESTED If you’re into huge brown eyes like a chocolate fountain at a Glamour Magazine pink-themed christmas party sponsored by Echo Falls (it’s sooo totally what they’d … Continue reading

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JUSTIN TRUDEAU

Face: LUKE WILSON ON WALL STREET Body: YOGA RETREAT Arms: RELATABLE Personality: TRU-DAT Distinguishing features: BEING INCRED Attainability: HAPPILY MARRIED WITH KIDS As much as I deeply enjoy coming from a country with a privately-educated Prime Minister who essentially hates the poor, … Continue reading

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