DONALD GLOVER

donald-glover-750x700Face: AMERICAN POLITICS MAJOR AT BERKELEY
Body: GO GO DANCER AT TUNNEL
Arms: MAGIC MIKE XXS
Personality: POLYMATH
Distinguishing features: CAN SING
Attainability: DUNNO, SOZ

My favourite thing about Mr Glover was that he was a writer on 30 Rock for three whole years. If he’s got Tina Fey’s vote then he’s got my fucking vote! Need you even ask?! So, we know that he’s funny, we know that he can sing, we know he was nominated for two Grammy awards for his last rap album, and we know that he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine as hell. Just don’t go to his parent’s house for dinner – his mum’s a Jehovah’s Witness and that has got to be the ultimate vibe killer. After his small but crucial role in Magic Mike XXL (seen it yet? It’s probably the best film ever made and is a love letter to feminism), this dude’s become more than a blip on woman-gay-kind’s radar. Let’s keep up the stalking, dear readers: I suspect he will go far…

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