Monthly Archives: July 2015

DUSTIN BROWN

Face: FORTY LOVE Body: GAME, SET AND MATCH Arms: VORSPRUNG DURCH TECHNIK Personality: DRIVEN Distinguishing features: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK…? Attainability: TOO BUSY Ah bummer, he’s just been knocked out of Wimbledon, BUT! We have the memories, dear perverts; … Continue reading

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FATHER JOHN MISTY

Face: JESUS FASSBENDER Body: ETHEREAL Arms: NEBULOUS Personality: THE IDEAL HUSBAND Distinguishing features: WORDSMITH Attainability: MARRIED TO A COOL CHICK Several years ago, in my pursuit of Scandinavian aural transcendence, I went to a music festival in Gothenburg. Fleet Foxes … Continue reading

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