LUKE EVANS

Luke-Evans-WWD-001Face: OH WHAT A GUY
Body: MINER
Arms: FAST AND FURIOUS
Personality: RAMBUNCTIOUS
Distinguishing features: CRACKING VOICE
Attainability: LOOKING GOOD

So yeah; megafit, obvs. But know what the best fucking thing is about Luke Evans is? He will soon be playing the dastardly, narcissistic Gaston in the live-action version of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast!! Unless you’re some sort of moron, you’ll know that this is the BEST Disney film with the BEST songs and the BEST characters and the BEST character is Gaston and he has the BEST songs. It’s so exciting! Aside from this, Evans has also played the BEST musketeer (Aramis) and the BEST god (Zeus). I think we can pretty much all agree on his bestness. Welsh, openly gay (yay!), and – bizarrely – an ex-Jehovah’s Witness, Mr Evans has dazzled Hollywood over the last few years. I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of his chiselled grid.

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