Monthly Archives: May 2015

JAY R. FERGUSON

Face: DENNIS WILSON ON THE PIES Body:¬†GRIZZLY BEAR Arms: STAN-DARD Personality: AS YOU’D EXPECT Distinguishing features: EYE TWINKLE LIKE WHUT Attainability: MARRIED WITH KIDZ I know, I know – Don Draper is a dreamboat; but he’s an absolute shitbag with … Continue reading

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LUKE EVANS

Face: OH WHAT A GUY Body: MINER Arms: FAST AND FURIOUS Personality: RAMBUNCTIOUS Distinguishing features: CRACKING VOICE Attainability: LOOKING GOOD So yeah; megafit, obvs. But know what the best fucking thing is about Luke Evans is? He will soon be … Continue reading

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