Monthly Archives: April 2015

MICHIEL HUISMAN

Face: TREME(NDOUS) Body: GAME OF WOAAAAAHS Arms: DIET COKE BREAK Personality: CHILL Distinguishing features: ERIC BANA-ESQUE VIBES Attainability: MARRIED. SO NO Obviously everybody who isn’t a complete fuckwit knows that Game of Thrones has the best babes in it. This … Continue reading

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KYLE CHANDLER

Face: RUMPLED Body: DOUBLE HELPINGS Arms: ASSUAGING Personality: DEPENDABLE Distinguishing features: WEARY TWINKLE Attainability: HAPPILY MARRIED If you’ve been watching Bloodline on Netflix then you’ll know where I’m coming from with this one. The human male equivalent of a favourite, … Continue reading

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