DEV PATEL

Dev PatelFace: THE BEST QUIXOTIC MARRIABLE PATEL
Body: STEM OF OKRA
Arms: SKINS
Personality: SWEETHEART
Distinguishing features: KIND EYES
Attainability: LOOKING GOOD!

Errr . . . hang on . . . when did Dev Patel grow into a MAN-man?! For years he has looked so fresh and innocent! Well, maybe because he was basically a child. But he is definitely now a child no longer! Ahhh, BEARDZ: creating raw sexuality since the year dot. You gotta love them. And as well as his new, grown up, leading man looks, Dev has always exuded the sweetest, puppy-ish enthusiasm for life; always a highly infectious and desirable trait. I just love that his physicality clearly reflects his personality. Hope he doesn’t turn out to be a complete knobshaft, tbh. Some more good news (for us, at least) is that he recently split with trademarked ultrababe Freida Pinto, leaving the path relatively clear for one of youse lot. He won’t be on the market for long though, so step to it.

 

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