Monthly Archives: March 2015

DEV PATEL

Face: THE BEST QUIXOTIC MARRIABLE PATEL Body: STEM OF OKRA Arms: SKINS Personality: SWEETHEART Distinguishing features: KIND EYES Attainability: LOOKING GOOD! Errr . . . hang on . . . when did Dev Patel grow into a MAN-man?! For years … Continue reading

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KAYVAN NOVAK

Face: PRINCE OF PERSIA Body: INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY ON VACAY IN MARBELLA Arms: SO WORTHY Personality: LOLJACKER Distinguishing features: WON THE GENETIC LOTTERY Attainability: LOOKS GOOD Here’s another one who has been on the list for a considerable amount of time. … Continue reading

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DAN STEVENS

Face: THAT GUY FROM UNI WHO SUDDENLY GOT FIT Body: SHRINKING Arms: EX-DOWNTON FLABBY Personality: GENTLEMAN Distinguishing features: CERULEAN EYES Attainability: MARRIED FFS Some guys are well better when they’re a little bit heavier, but some lose about two stone … Continue reading

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