ED WESTWICK

Screencaptures-from-Ed-Westwick-video-for-August-Man-Malaysia-ed-westwick-35713593-1022-575Face: UPPER EAST SNIDE
Body: RESTRICTED
Arms: BASS LINES
Personality: CHUCKLEVISION
Distinguishing features: GRANITE JAW
Attainability: WELL HE IS FROM STEVENAGE…

Yeaaaaaaaaah, I know all a y’all been waiting for bare time for this one. And I am never one to disappoint – aside from that one time I told my mate I was going to go to Blackpool with her but then bailed and hid in my house until she stopped knocking. Anyhoo, Ed Westwick, despite playing a very convincing American, is actually English and from the thriving metropolis that is . . . Stevenage. So you can understand why he left for Hollywood, right? Possessing a jawline that was verily hewn from a hefty slab of rock, brows as straight as arrows, and the eyes of a majestic giant eagle, Eddie has the regal bearing of a Navajo warrior; yet the reassuringly middle-class brawn of a true Hertfordshire lad. Chuck Bass is a sexually deviant, morally dubious, billionaire hedonist – basically the dream. Gossip Girl may be over, but our dreams are not. Long live Chuck!

(For Vivienne – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And Mhairi, and Gail… xxx)

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2 Responses to ED WESTWICK

  1. Marie C says:

    Yes! totally would! I’ve been wondering for a while where lovely Louis Garrel is?

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