Face: SO SO SO SO SCANDILICIOUS
Body: HOLD THE FRIES
Arms: EASY RIDERS
Personality: LOL NOT ARSED MATE
Distinguishing features: ASCENDING STARDOM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the handsomest men in all the land come from the Scandinavian, sub-Saharan, Antipodean, and South Pacific regions of our fine planet. Google it if you want some fucking proof, yeah. This fine young gentleman is a product of the first: a Swedish babetron of the highest order. He’s half American, but don’t hold this against him. Some of the finest WOULDs are from that neck of the woods. Star of the American version of The Killing and many other Swedish offerings, Mr Kinnaman is a highly ambitious fella. So, chances are he’ll be gracing your grubby little screens for some time to come. Embrace this opportunity.
(For Beth, ultimate style dude. Xx)