Monthly Archives: December 2014

ARMIE HAMMER

Face: PRINCE CH-ARMIE-NG Body: ALMOST 6’5″ OF GOLDEN SKINNED FLESH Arms: YALE SWIM CAPTAIN Personality: SEEMS LOVELY Distinguishing features: SKIN LIKE WHUT Attainability: NAH, MARRIED How ace was it in The Social Network when the powers of CGI created TWO … Continue reading

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JON FAVREAU

Face: SWEET POTATO Body: IRON MAN Arms: HULKING Personality: BLOODY NICE FELLA Distinguishing features: GENTLE WIT Attainability: MAZZAD Look, he directed Elf – is that festive enough for ya?! Imagine what a laugh they had on set; I bet it … Continue reading

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JOEL KINNAMAN

Face: SO SO SO SO SCANDILICIOUS Body: HOLD THE FRIES Arms: EASY RIDERS Personality: LOL NOT ARSED MATE Distinguishing features: ASCENDING STARDOM Attainability: UNKNOWN It is a truth universally acknowledged that the handsomest men in all the land come from … Continue reading

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