SETH ROGEN

Seth Rogen

Face: LIKE COMING HOME TO A COSY HOUSE
Body: JEWBEAR
Arms: ENVELOPING
Personality: FUCKING NICE
Distinguishing features: GENIALITY IN ABUNDANCE
Attainability: MARRIED

You know how I like a man carrying a bit of timber, don’t you. Here you go then: a classic example. Who cares about a bit of jiggle when you’re laughing your head off? Seth just exudes warmth, kindness, affability and good humour. He definitely gives absolutely perfect bear hugs, this goes without saying. He comes from a family of Canadian, liberal, Jewish socialists who love to talk and he has the wonderfully excitable, laid-back, easy charm of a springer spaniel. Happy. He’s just happy! I love his cheerful disposition; the way he champions the equality of women; the way he quite rightly calls out Justin Bieber for being a little fucking asswipe dickhead; and the way he is a super nice guy who doesn’t treat people like shit.

(For Lizzie and Gail. Timber roolz. Xx)

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