Body: CAN YOU FEEL THE WOULD TONIGHT (SORRY)
Personality: HAKUNA MATADA
Distinguishing features: KINGLY BEARING
Attainability: SOOOOO DEAD
Look, he’s just fit, yeah? Plus he was a king. The king. A really good king. Muscular, athletic, intelligent, fair, just — these are just a few of his notoriously attractive character traits. Sure, Simba grew up to be pretty hot stuff too, but Mufasa just had the edge and the wisdom to steal the ultimate crown. It’s debatable whether or not he’s as fit as Aslan, but I guess there are some regional differences in terms of mane-shades and pride ruling techniques. Anyhoo, Mufasa can teach us some valuable life lessons as well as looking sexy: always trust your gut instinct, your family can sometimes be real cunts, brush your hair every day, and never go near herds of wildebeest.