Face: PRINCE CHARMING
Distinguishing Features: BONE STRUCTURE LIKE WHUT
Attainability: SINGLE, BUT TROUBLED YO
Bless him, he’s had a tough time over the years, has old Adam. Diagnosed with bipolar disorder in his twenties, he’s had a fair few issues relating to his mental health. However, his stage presence and general vibe have always been spec-fucking-tacular. I mean, God wouldn’t have given you cheekbones like an origami crane if she didn’t want you to be a front man, knowhatahmsayin? Endlessly inspirational to young dandies across the globe, Mr Ant represents the best of the punk/New Romantic hybrids of the late 70s and early 80s. Mainly because he was the best looking. And I am nothing if not shallow. Just don’t invite him to any pubs in Camden, yeah?