Monthly Archives: October 2014


Face: REGAL Body: CAN YOU FEEL THE WOULD TONIGHT (SORRY) Arms: WELL… Personality: HAKUNA MATADA Distinguishing features: KINGLY BEARING Attainability: SOOOOO DEAD Look, he’s just fit, yeah? Plus he was a king. The king. A really good king. Muscular, athletic, intelligent, fair, just … Continue reading

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Face: PRINCE CHARMING Body: FERAL Arms: ANGRY Personality: DEPENDS Distinguishing Features: BONE STRUCTURE LIKE WHUT Attainability: SINGLE, BUT TROUBLED YO Bless him, he’s had a tough time over the years, has old Adam. Diagnosed with bipolar disorder in his twenties, he’s had … Continue reading

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