SACHA M’BAYE

tumblr_mry70tKnPO1r24vdyo1_500Face: SUCH A MY’BAE
Body: CHEETAH
Arms: SLEEKLY MESMERIC
Personality: HAPPY GO LUCKY
Distinguishing Features: ALSO A SEMI-PRO FOOTBALLER
Attainability: YOUNG, PROBABLY UP FOR IT

This gorgeous young man is not only a 100% uberbabe, but he was also the first black male model to feature in a Burberry ad campaign. No small feat. It’s easy to see why he was chosen, of course: perfectly smooth skin, eyes like a bird of prey, and a lean, muscled body the likes of which laugh in the face of a McDonald’s McFlurry. The calories just fall off him! Because he is young and beautiful! And he plays loads of football! And he’s French! Not only this, but he has a model brother too, called Tidiou, who is also fucking incredible. Imagine going round their house for tea – these two mythical-looking creatures sat opposite you, watching you getting flustered as you spill your Pot Noodle all down yourself like a fucking MORON.

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