BEN SCHNETZER

9fbd5ab4d978db82e9e46d33cd57a2dbFace: THE LOVECHILD OF NIGELLA LAWSON & MATT LUCAS
Body: PROUD
Arms: GUILDHALL STUDENT UNION BARMAN
Personality: SEEMS LIKE A POPPET
Distinguishing Features: ASCENDING STAR
Attainability: DUNNO

Seen Pride yet? Why not, man? Because the last WOULD entry was a Pride star, and I’m telling you now that the next one will be too. It’s a genuinely lovely film, with an extremely moving central (true) story. American Ben here plays the lead character, Mark; and his loooooooooooooooooong fringe of minky lashes and perfectly smooth, marble-skinned, egg-face are the sultry/angelic foil to his impassioned campaigner’s character. A classy, near-flawless Northern Irish accent conceals his New Yorker upbringing, but this Yankee is surely going places. His next film is the long awaited The Riot Club, which features more WOULDs in one film than even the mighty Troy . . . *books tickets, has some “me time”, yes I mean masturbation*

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2 Responses to BEN SCHNETZER

  1. Heloise says:

    Would you please mention my copyright with my photos of Ben Schnetzer. (© Heloise Faure 2013)
    Many thanks. Heloise Faure
    http://www.heloisefaureportraits.com/Ben-Schnetzer-1

  2. totallywould says:

    See above comment for picture credit!

    Sorry Heloise, all the photos on WOULD are just found on Google images – there is rarely a credit on them or I would have linked to it. All the best! GREAT
    photo, by the way…

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