Monthly Archives: September 2014

SACHA M’BAYE

Face: SUCH A MY’BAE Body: CHEETAH Arms: SLEEKLY MESMERIC Personality: HAPPY GO LUCKY Distinguishing Features: ALSO A SEMI-PRO FOOTBALLER Attainability:¬†YOUNG, PROBABLY UP FOR IT This gorgeous young man is not only a 100% uberbabe, but he was also the first … Continue reading

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BEN SCHNETZER

Face: THE LOVECHILD OF NIGELLA LAWSON & MATT LUCAS Body: PROUD Arms: GUILDHALL STUDENT UNION BARMAN Personality: SEEMS LIKE A POPPET Distinguishing Features: ASCENDING STAR Attainability: DUNNO Seen Pride yet? Why not, man? Because the last WOULD entry was a … Continue reading

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