Monthly Archives: August 2014

DOMINIC WEST

Face: A MIDSUMMER’S NIGHT WOULD Body: 300 OUT OF 10 Arms: PLEASING Personality: GAME Distinguishing Features: EXCELLENT VOICE Attainability: MARRIED WITH WEE ‘UNS Skilled in the type of James Mason-esque vocal artistry that lulls even the most spirited of folk … Continue reading

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ROBIN WILLIAMS

Face: KINDLY RABBI Body: MAINLY HAIR Arms: COMFORTING Personality: COMEDIC GENIUS Distinguishing Features: TWINKLIEST EYES IN HOLLYWOOD Attainability: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME Oh Robin. You poor old sod. The demons returned for you far too soon. Despite your tragic and … Continue reading

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CHRIS PRATT

Face: YOUR MATE’S FIT BROTHER Body: MONEYBALL(S DEEP) Arms: GUARDIANS OF THE WOULDAXY Personality: LAUGH-A-MINUTE Distinguishing Features: STAR ON THE UP Attainability: MARRIED TO ANNA FARIS OK, OK, OK! I fucking listened to your pleas! Of course, I already knew … Continue reading

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