Monthly Archives: June 2014


Face: ITALIAN-OHHHH Body: TENACIOUS Arms: WELL CAPPED Personality: YOU-VENT-US? Distinguishing Features: MAGIC FEET Attainability: OFF THE MARKET A bewitching combination of bearded, tempestuous masculinity and sensitive, earnest pseudo-intellectualism, Pirlo is seemingly the antithesis to the moronic breed of asinine footballing … Continue reading

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