JASON MOMOA

jason-momoa-game-of-thrones-the-red-road-giFace: HAWAII TEN O
Body: GAME OF THROBS
Arms: FUCKING GINORMOUS
Personality: SPIRITUAL
Distinguishing Features: KEEN ARTIST (SERIOUSLY)
Attainability: MARRIED TO LISA BONET

The fact that he is deemed worthy by ultimate babe Lisa Bonet says it all, as far as I’m concerned. And although during his turn on Stargate Atlantis he was permanently dressed as a poor man’s Kravitz circa 1993 (maybe she’s got a type…?) and his role in Game of Thrones made him look like a medieval Maori warrior who had accidentally joined the Chippendales in Las Vegas in the late eighties, his striking Hawaiian and Native American heritage renders him constantly resplendent. MEGA buff and with skin like burnished copper, Momoa stalks through life leaving men feeling super inadequate about their puny, wretched bodies and women flushed absolutely burning-hot and beetroot at the thought of he and Bonet having sex — which is basically the hottest thing ever.

(For Bim Adewunmi, because lol. And I promised. Xx)

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