Monthly Archives: May 2014

PATRICK STEWART

Face: REGAL Body: TAUT Arms: SPACE-TIME CONTINUUMS Personality: WONDERFUL Distinguishing Features: BARITONE TO DIE FOR Attainability: HAPPILY MARRIED Listen up, Paddy: you’re one hell of a guy. Yes readers, it’s true. This man, as well as being a tremendously talented … Continue reading

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JASON MOMOA

Face: HAWAII TEN O Body: GAME OF THROBS Arms: FUCKING GINORMOUS Personality: SPIRITUAL Distinguishing Features: KEEN ARTIST (SERIOUSLY) Attainability: MARRIED TO LISA BONET The fact that he is deemed worthy by ultimate babe Lisa Bonet says it all, as far … Continue reading

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