DAVE GAHAN

tumblr_mb4kggWINt1qkcalwo1_r1_500Face: SICILIAN MOBSTER
Body: AGING HIPSTER
Arms: ULTRA
Personality: ENJOY THE SILENCE
Distinguishing Features: BRILLIANT BARITONE
Attainability: MARRIED WITH KIDS

Obviously he loves a bit of the old drugs, everybody knows that. He’s clean now, but for years he was a bit of a horror and you wouldn’t have wanted to catch the tail end of a speedball overdose. He’s from Essex as so, so, so, so, so many other attractive people are, and he’s done a right load of shit Essex jobs in his time. So now, thirteen studio albums later, he deserves his relaxation time in his adopted city of New York. Well, he is fifty one now, after all. Cut him some slack, why dontcha. Darkly handsome and sleek as a whippet, Gahan is still looking foxy as hell. Which just goes to show that smack keeps you looking young. Give it a whirl!*

(Dedicated to Camilla, a long time Gahan-supporter. Xx)

 

*If you do and then you die, don’t blame me.

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