STEWART LEE

stewartlee_steve_ullathorne_2Face: PUDGY
Body: COMEDY VEHICLE
Arms: FIST(S) OF FUN
Personality: DRIER THAN NEFERTITI’S VAGINA
Distinguishing Features: HUMANIST
Attainability: MARRIED, I BELIEVE

You just would, wouldn’t you. For a start, he’s fucking funny. Secondly, he’s one hell of a clever bastard. And thirdly, everybody loves a man who despises Jeremy Clarkson and all he stands for. If you like your comedians Oxford-educated yet resolutely anti-Tory then Stew is the man for you. His wit is rapier sharp and pitch perfect; his isms delivered in a majestic treacly voice with just the right amount of estuary. Basically, he’s the exact opposite of Michael McIntyre. I mean, yeah. Says it all really. Although his quiff is still relatively perky, his softening features and gentle eye crinkles are endearing him to me more than ever.

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