LIAM HEMSWORTH

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Face: HUNKSVILLE, POPULATION: 1
Body: DIET COKE BREAK
Arms: AUSSIE BUILDER STRIPPAGRAM
Personality: EVERYBODY NEEDS GOOD NEIGHBOURS
Distinguishing Features: HE’S JUST FIT, INNIT
Attainability: BACK ON THE MARKET!

At least he’s ditched the macro-tongued, chizz-snuffling, attention seeking superbrat that is Miley Cyrus. I mean, that was some serious nul points, right there. So now we can just go back to concentrating on his manly torso and densely eyelashed peepers. That’s all I ever did to be fair; his acting is AWFUL. Younger brother of Chris “Thor” Hemsworth and another one called Luke who used to be in Neighbours but isn’t as fit, Liam has been signed up to appear in all of The Hunger Games films. Big deal shizz, that. Expect to see him shirtless and smouldering, and adorning the walls of your teenage daughter’s bedroom for some time to come.

 

 

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