Monthly Archives: March 2014

MAX MINGHELLA

Face: MING? HELLA NO! Body: THE SOCIAL WOULDWORK Arms: PROMISING Personality: SEEMS A DECENT CHAP Distinguishing Features: BEST EYEBROWS SINCE DELEVIGNE Attainability: SHACKED UP He’s a hot little number, is Minghella. Kate Mara thinks so at least, and the House … Continue reading

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LIAM HEMSWORTH

Face: HUNKSVILLE, POPULATION: 1 Body: DIET COKE BREAK Arms: AUSSIE BUILDER STRIPPAGRAM Personality: EVERYBODY NEEDS GOOD NEIGHBOURS Distinguishing Features: HE’S JUST FIT, INNIT Attainability: BACK ON THE MARKET! At least he’s ditched the macro-tongued, chizz-snuffling, attention seeking superbrat that is … Continue reading

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HAROLD RAMIS

Face: CADDYSHAG Body: WOULDBUSTER Arms: DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS Personality: AS GOOD AS IT GETS Distinguishing Features: A WAY WITH WORDS Attainability: SADLY DEPARTED I’m absolutely gutted. Harold Ramis died last week, after a long and protracted illness. If you’re … Continue reading

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