NICHOLAS HOULT

nicholas-houltFace: HIPSTER VAMPIRE
Body: A SINGLE MANCHILD
Arms: FIRST CLASS
Personality: ABOUT A (HUNDRED PERCENT BETTER THAN A) BOY
Distinguishing Features: DIMPLES
Attainability: POTENTIALLY ENGAGED TO J-LAW

Dude, he’s twenty four now, OK? That’s nearly a quarter of a century old, before you get all fucking outraged with me or whatever. And what a sexy man he’s shaping up to be. Tom Ford spotted this quality and expertly cast him in A Single Man, where he was able to fully shake off the shackles of the weird kid in About A Boy for once and for all. Reportedly (soon to be) engaged to uber-babe Jennifer Lawrence, Mr Hoult is a great, understated, watchable talent. I’m excited to see what he’ll get up to next, actually. I mean, it’s not like I’ve imagined him bulking up, growing a beard and stripping off because that’s just wrong. SICK AND WRONG.

(For you, Duffster. Xx)

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