ADAM DRIVER

Adam-Driver-adam-driver-35174781-500-749Face: PLUG FROM THE BEANO
Body: RRRRRRIPPED
Arms: INCREDIBLE
Personality: DRIVEN DRIVER
Distinguishing Features: UNEXPLAINABLE CHARISMA
Attainability: MARRIED

Look, he got that body because he used to be a US Marine. A MUTHAFUCKIN’ MARINE!! And then he got injured in Iraq, and then he got discharged, and then he studied acting at Juilliard. The boy is actually one helluva man. I know what some of you are thinking… You’re thinking, ‘but, he’s just so weird looking’. Not the point though, is it? He has a sexual allure akin to that of the most genetically blessed male of the species because he simply exudes charisma. He’s intelligent, funny, and runs a non-profit organisation that arranges theatre productions for military personnel. He’s a babe. Plus, he is currently starring in his breakthrough role as Adam in GIRLS, as well as featuring in the excellent new Coen Brothers’ offering, Inside Llewyn Davis. So, you know what to do.

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One Response to ADAM DRIVER

  1. Denise says:

    A little request – Martin Luther King.Jr. Burning hot with passion and smooth, cool looks – yummy!

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