Face: FABERGE EGG
Body: HUSTON, WE DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM
Arms: BOARDWALK EMPIRES
Personality: SEEMS ALRIGHT TBH
Distinguishing Features: FAMILY CONNEXIONS
Attainability: NAH. MODELISER INNIT
Fabulous thing numero uno: Jack’s aunt is Anjelica Huston who is one of the bestest people and therefore that is reason enough for me to want him. The second thing: he has truly beauteous skin, like the smooth, pearlescent underside of an unsullied oyster shell. Thirdly: fit. Thus, WOULD. So, now we’ve cleared that up, would you like to know where you can see more of him? Well, check out Boardwalk Empire for a recurring role, as well as current films Kill Your Darlings and American Hustle. Due to my nascent perviness I’ve been monitoring his status for ages, ever since he was the main squire of a newly LA-ified Cat Deeley. Yeah, that’s some solid Heat magazine reading for ya, right there.