Monthly Archives: November 2013

SAM CLAFLIN

Face: HENRY THE (CA)VI(LL) Body: BURGEONING Arms: HONED Personality: NORMAL Distinguishing Features: DIMPLETASTIC Attainability: MARRIED FFS What a lil’ babe. Pleasantly regular both in personality and demeanour, Claflin’s superbabe face adds a dimension of cinematic unattainability to his otherwise decidedly … Continue reading

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SEBASTIEN TELLIER

Face: 1970S CULT LEADER Body: SEXUAL(ITY) Arms: DIVINE Personality: WEIRD Distinguishing Features: CREATIVITY Attainability: DUNNO. GET IN THERE MATE. If you don’t know who this dude is, then listen to this. It’s probably his most well-known track and certainly one … Continue reading

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