Monthly Archives: October 2013

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH

Face: THE SILVER PLANET Body: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST Arms: LOVELY SPECIMENS Personality: FASCINATING Distinguishing Features: MEGABRAIN Attainability: WIDOWED Bjork knows. Everyone knows. This man, for over sixty years, has graced our television screens and enthused wildly over the magnificence, … Continue reading

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CILLIAN MURPHY

Face: GIRL Body: THE WOULD THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY Arms: PEAKY BLINDERS Personality: SUNSHINE Distinguishing Features: AZURE EYES Attainability: MARRIED WITH BAIRNS I’ve dithered about with this post, mainly because I can’t decide whether or not I fancy Mr Murphy … Continue reading

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NEV SCHULMAN

Apologies for the lack of posts recently, WOULD fans. I’ve been working very hard on my second business. Probably going to take over the world soon. Anyway, if you like models and you want to book some and pay them … Continue reading

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AL PACINO

Face: HOO AAH! Body: MICROSIZED Arms: FRANKIE AND JOHNNY Personality: THE GODFATHER Distinguishing Features: SCARFACE Attainability: NEVER MARRIED. HMM. He’s the smallest actor in the world — FACT. Despite this, he has the loudest voice — also a FACT. Can … Continue reading

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