SCOTT EASTWOOD

o-SCOTT-EASTWOOD-570Face: EASTWOULD
Body: HOLLYWOULD
Arms: JOCK DELUXE
Personality: POTENTIAL ASSWIPE
Distinguishing Features: CLEAN CUT PERFECTNESS
Attainability: PROBABLY BALLS DEEP IN STARLETS

Look, I’m not going to sugarcoat this: wispy-lipped daddy Clint has gone seriously mental in the last few years. His douchebag Republican stance is very desperately not LOL. In fact, it’s awful. So, you know, chances are that Scotty here may well be of the same persuasion. I know not all kids have the same political views as their folks, but . . . you guys need to swallow that before I continue here, OK? Right, let’s go on. I mean — it’s all there physically, right? The archetypal hunk face, the sparkling blue eyes, the body of a garage mechanic c/o Athena circa 1993, an Abercrombie & Fitch tan, etc, etc. But, all I’m saying is: Douchebaggery. High chance of.

(For you, dear Rich. Xx)

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