CASEY AFFLECK

11724e3f270Face: TO DIE FOR
Body: (OCEAN’S) ELEVEN OUT OF TEN
Arms: BOSTON BARTENDER
Personality: HIPPIE
Distinguishing Features: UNDERSTATED TALENT
Attainability: MARRIED TO SUMMER PHOENIX

I really like Casey Affleck’s voice: it’s kind of whiny and annoying, but so incredibly endearing. This is good news, because he is slowly but steadily ascending the ranks of stardom, and he’s done this in the best possible way. He’s chosen cool, independent directors and made a multitude of brilliant smaller films, and interspersed these with credible and stylish appearances in good-looking blockbusters, such as the Ocean’s Eleven trilogy (catch him in Ain’t Them Bodies Saints, which is out now)… I like the wonkiness of his massive jaw, he looks like one of The Muppets (in a good way). I hope he gets an Oscar soon and also grows a sexxxy beard.

(For Hannah and Kimbo. Xx)

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