BRYAN CRANSTON

photo-48252-bigFace: BRYAN CRAGSTON
Body: ARGO-ABLY PLEASING
Arms: MUSCLES IN THE MIDDLE
Personality: BREAKING RAD
Distinguishing Features: FANTASTIC VOICE
Attainability: HAPPILY MARRIED

To all of you weirdos who think Jesse is hotter than Bryan Cranston — FUCK OFFFFFF! Although he’s undoubtedly ace in real life, Jesse (Aaron Paul) is in possession of a forehead the size of a Presidential helipad. Cranston is a real man. He’s got kindly eyes, and is a vocal proponent of LGBT rights and same-sex marriage in the United States, and he’s won shit loads of awards an’ that. I love his creased face, with deeply etched lines that speak of growing up in the Californian sun, and I love his incredible, sonorous voice. His impassioned acting has made him into a huge star later in life, but he has been putting in the graft for decades. About time, Hollywood — and shame on you.

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