Monthly Archives: August 2013

BRYAN CRANSTON

Face: BRYAN CRAGSTON Body: ARGO-ABLY PLEASING Arms: MUSCLES IN THE MIDDLE Personality: BREAKING RAD Distinguishing Features: FANTASTIC VOICE Attainability: HAPPILY MARRIED To all of you weirdos who think Jesse is hotter than Bryan Cranston — FUCK OFFFFFF! Although he’s undoubtedly … Continue reading

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CHARLIE HUNNAM

Face: VIKING Body: QUEER ASS JOKE Arms: PACIFIC GRIM (LOL AS IF) Personality: S’ALRIGHT Distinguishing Features: DREAMY PECS Attainability: GOT A BIRD He’s come a long way since the Byker Grove days, eh? Physically, if not professionally. Fondly remembered by … Continue reading

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PETER MULLAN

Face: TWINKLY LITTLE WALNUT Body: WIRY Arms: TENSE Personality: BRILLIANTLY POLITICAL Distinguishing Features: AWESOME TALENT Attainability: DON’T KNOW If you have ever seen Trainspotting, Shallow Grave, Tyrannosaur, My Name Is Joe or the Red Riding trilogy, you’ll know that Mullan … Continue reading

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MATS HUMMELS

Face: GIN AND TEUTONIC Body: SIX FOOT PHWOAR Arms: SLIP(MATS) Personality: GIVE A FUCK Distinguishing Features: HE’S BRINGING CENTRE BACK (YEAH) Attainability: GOT A WAG Just fucking look at this guy. He’s six foor four and wears shorts all year … Continue reading

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DON McCULLIN

Face: HAUNTED Body: WARRIOR Arms: CAPABLE Personality: FASCINATING Distinguishing Features: ENORMOUS CAPACITY FOR EMPATHY Attainability: MARRIED As a former student studying photography, it was hard for me to ignore the influence that Don McCullin has had on subsequent photojournalists and … Continue reading

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