REECE SHEARSMITH

947141_10151556474084731_2056519775_nFace: MALLEABLE
Body: SLIGHT
Arms: GENTLEMANLY
Personality: SPLIT
Distinguishing Features: CHAMELEON
Attainability: MARRIED WITH SPROGS

The fact I am about to reveal to you is indicative of exactly how fucking twisted my brain is: I fancied Reece Shearsmith the most when he was in female drag as Stella Hull, the revolting and cruel resident harpy of Royston Vasey. She wore white frosted eyeshadow, FFS. Out of drag, Reece is also incredibly attractive, with a surly kinda attitude in interviews that appeals to me. I mean who wants to sit around discussing endlessly the “possibility of a fourth series”? Fucking not Reece Shearsmith, that’s for sure. He is clever, devastatingly and darkly witty, with an imagination that is boundlessly fruitful. I would like very much to listen to him talk, and tell stories, and do all the voices for the characters in the story. And then, you know, fuck. Or whatever.

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2 Responses to REECE SHEARSMITH

  1. Reecefan says:

    I agree. He is fucking gorgeous. I would let him do whatever he wanted. I have a thing for comedians. But Reece is the most gorgeous. Although I’d have a hard time choosing between him and Steve Coogan.

  2. reeceshearsmithislife says:

    I agree with you on everything that you said

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