ROB JAMES-COLLIER

downton-abbey-rob-james-collier-covers-out-magazine-01Face: EASTERN EUROPEAN DAVID GANDY
Body: (MANCUNIAN) WAY FIT
Arms: DOWNTON GRABBY
Personality: EFFERVESCENT
Distinguishing Features: CHEEKBONES
Attainability: LOOKS ALRIGHT ACTUALLY

I only watched Coronation Street for about a fortnight a few years back after I was scrolling idly through the horrendo digital channels and happened to witness this fitness on screen. I’d rather grate my own face than watch soap operas in general (Made In Chelsea doesn’t count), but Downton Abbey does appeal somewhat. Mainly because the period dress is just so deliciously restrained, and the campness of Maggie Smith is ultra. But, let’s not beat around the bush, it’s mainly Rob here that I’ll be tuning in for. He looks like an 18th century Russian prince (as imagined by Jackie Collins) who’s somehow managed to do a bit of shopping in the men’s department of M&S. I’ve definitely seen photographic evidence of him wearing a zip-up fleece with jeans, but that’s OK. I mean, it zips-down easily enough, yeah.

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3 Responses to ROB JAMES-COLLIER

  1. ron says:

    ain’t he married with a kid?
    else all is true

  2. pam2626 says:

    That’s a good photo of him. I didn’t like him on Coronation Street. Now that I have watched Downton, the man “can” act.

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