MONTGOMERY CLIFT

montgomery-cliftFace: JULIAN McMAHON SNR
Body: A PLACE IN THE FUN
Arms: THE MISFITS
Personality: UNHAPPY
Distinguishing Features: BEZZAS WITH LIZ TAYLOR
Attainability: DEADED

Ah. It’s a shame, innit. Poor old Monty. He just couldn’t get it together after his 1956 car crash, which ruined his famous good looks and irrevocably damaged his confidence, and thus his career. His premature death in 1966 was terribly tragic, and unfortunately came at a time when his reputation was at an all time low-point. However, his stellar acting will remain his legacy. Good old Elizabeth Taylor was there as a close friend and support to Monty throughout; and in her fiercely coveted role as chief Hollywood fag hag, she provided essential assistance in the aftermath of his car accident — she quite literally pulled his tooth out of his tongue so that he wouldn’t choke to death. Whatta woman! In fact, fuck this blog entirely. I should just WOULD Elizabeth Taylor about 53,487 times.

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