DISNEY’S FOX ROBIN HOOD

robin-hoodFace: WINNER OF THE FOXY BINGO
Body: DRAWN. LITERALLY.
Arms: TUFTY
Personality: WILY
Distinguishing Features: DAZZLING CHARISMA
Attainability: IN LOVE WITH THAT FUCKING MARIAN THING

Fucking swoon. Seriously. As a kid, I really used to dig anthropomorphised animals. If I hadn’t have, you know, left my hometown and been exposed to the great wide world, I probably would have been dead into fantasy shit and would have spent hours drawing cartoon animal-people having sex with each other. And while Robin here isn’t quiiiite up there with Aramis the spaniel from Dogtanian and the Three Muskahounds¬†(FIT), his dapper attire and jaunty little walk speak of unbridled confidence and Clooney-esque levels of flirtatious winky badinage. Check out 1:09 – 1:12 of this short video and you’ll see what I mean – what a dirty little fucker…

(For you, Sian. We’re wrong, but we’re BOTH wrong. Xx)

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One Response to DISNEY’S FOX ROBIN HOOD

  1. YES!!! I AM SO PLEASED TO DISCOVER I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE!! this is wrong, isn’t it?!

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