ED BURNS

confidence-burns1Face: GILLEN GOES WALL STREET
Body: HE’S THE ONE
Arms: 27 YESSES
Personality: CHILLAXED
Distinguishing Features: ENTREPRENEURIAL FILM MAKER
Attainability: MARRIED TO CHRISTY TURLINGTON, SO…NO

He’s got a brilliant voice, I reckon. It’s kinda squeaky, kinda wise guy, but ultimately it’s just got a great New York/Long Island cadence that brings to mind early fantasies of mine involving hot city sidewalks and cold, cold beers in Central Park as the sun goes down. Other things also go down. He pops up now and again in smaller roles, but I’m sort of longing for a lengthy piece (ahem) from him soon. He’s actually great in comedy as well, I loved him in Will & Grace. Obviously, he’s married to superbabe Christy Turlington, so it’s unlikely that his eye would wander elsewhere, but were he ever to wash up single and lonely in a Queens’ diner, then I’ll be waiting. I’d wait for a quite a while, I’ll be honest. Ages, in fact.

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